The poop story to end all poop stories

:bad: Reyna, ick! I hate that!

 

I have never been so glad to have started a thread before! My DH now knows which thread I'm reading when I occasionally burst out laughing. These should all go in a book or something.....soooooooo funny! :rotflmbo:


Reyna

 

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Oh, what an awesome thread! Thank you all for some very good laughs.

We need a poop wiki or something! :lol:

 

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Well I saw this thread yesterday and thought, hmmm... we don't really have one yet, just a few blowouts but nothing major... I must have jinxed myself because last night we had an "incident"!

Despite frequent diaper changes and me diligently slathering on Aquaphor at every diaper change, Candace has had a mild diaper rash on and off for the past couple weeks. She just has very sensitive skin. So in my infinite wisdom, last night I decided to let her have naked tummy time before bed to let her bottom air out. I set her on an old comforter, anticipating any minor pee-pee accidents, but .... Can you tell where this is going? Long story short, she pooped all over the blanket and rolled in it before I could rush over and scoop her up. Her entire bottom half was covered in runny poo. On the optimistic side, at least it was JUST her bottom half! Lesson learned, from now on naked tummy time will be saved for those periods of time immediately after a stinky diaper!

 

So it wasn't my baby, but when the twins were still in the NICU, there was another set of twins that had allergies to the disposable diapers the hospital uses. They both got the worst diaper rashes I have ever seen, bleeding bums and all. Poor little tykes. The nurses would put them in the warmers, naked on the their bellies, bum up to let them air dry and hopefully heal. Well, I'm walking past one of them and he lets go a lovely mustard poop, the smelliest poop ever I think. I look down and call out the the nurses "Mmmm, anyone want a corndog?" The nurse on duty groans and says " That's pretty bad that I know exactly what you are talking about." I had to laugh.

I know about the projectile poops though. First time MIL came to see the babies in the NICU, they nurse told her to change my daughter's bum before giving her a bottle. She lifted those legs and dodged to the side, narrowly being missed by a stream of poop that shot 5-6ft out. *sigh* Darn those quick reflexes. lol

 

I have to say i almost didn't read this thread either, but glad I am. I needed the extra oxygen from all the laughter!

 

These are too great! A wonderful pick me up at 4am while I'm at work!

I don't know that I can compare to some of these stories, but we've had our fair share of being pooped on & numerous blow outs. It seems like EVERY time my boys go in the Jumperoo, they poop, & then it obviously gets 'jumped' up their backs .

Our 'best' story was from when Aiden was around 5 mos old. He was happily playing away in the exersaucer (another poop magnet in our house) when I could smell him from across the room. I left him to 'finish' & wish to this day that I'd have checked sooner.

When I pulled him out of the exersaucer, I didn't know anything was wrong. He was in a thick, fleece sleeper & all was fine. When I pulled his foot out of the footie I wondered why it was wet & thought to myself that he was sweating in the sleeper & I should get a lighter weight one. Then I noticed he was wet behind his knees (I'm going to blame sleep deprivation on not catching these 'clues' sooner) & looked closely at his HEAD (riiiight...because that's where I should've been looking) to see if he was 'sweating' there too. I was just stumped. When I removed his diaper, I realized he was full of LIQUID diarrhea & it was pretty light. I think that's when my light bulb went on & I realized what was all down his legs. I kid you not, there was a POOL of poop in each of the footies of his sleeper. It was so disgusting.

I almost emailed Carters to say they should announce their sleepers as 'poo' retardant because not a single drop of that poop soaked through, pools & all! Very impressive. Unfortunately, I can no longer stand by that statement as lots of Carters fleece footy sleepers have been soaked through with poop in our house now. Gotta love Rotavirus!

Keep the stories coming....

And LadyBenz, the pic was great! I'll have to try to find the first photos of Aiden's very first blow out diaper. My SIL documented the whole experience with her digital camera!

 

Mines kinda sad, kinda funny. We were at my fathers memorial service and my mother was holding Peyton and as the minister was talking, everyone crying, all you hear is this big loud baby fart!! I just sat there thinking "Oh god, tell me thats not my kid" Sure enough, a few minutes later, everyone in the building could hear him grunting, I turned and watched his face turn red, knowing what was coming....lol... I motioned for my mom to take him into the other room, which she did and you could still hear grunting!!! The minister was looking confused, saying "Did I miss something" bc everyone was laughing! I had to tell him of course. My mom came back into the room with her sweater on and Peytons clothes changed. It got all over him, and even soaked her shirt where he was sitting on her!! So my mom had to sit through the whole thing with poop on her sweater!!

It kinda lightened the mood though... at least I have a funny memory from what was about the saddest day of my life!!

Shannon