Judgy McJudgerson

I'm about as conservative as it comes but a vagina is a vagina and a penis is a penis same way a tree is a tree. There is nothing sexually advanced about it. That's just silly. The "sexually advanced" terms, at least in my mind, would be the absolutely inappropriate nicknames that I'm sure most of you know but I really don't feel like typing here.

 

I had a similar, but less outrageous experience recently. My girls' friend came over and while our new puppy was wrestling on the floor the little girl said, "Ohh! I see his weewee." Kaydee responded, "Emily, that's Trigger's penis. He doesn't have a weewee."

The mother came over soon after she went home and said that her daughter had used the word soon after coming home. I explained to her the situation and she laughed. Many people are surprised we use the anatomical names.

My mother and grandmother referred to the vagina as a "tissy" and no hearing that word makes my skin crawl! Let's call things what they are, people! Well, one of my girls calls her elbow a cinnamon roll, but I think that's funny

 

Too funny! My mom taught us that all private parts were "gadgets"... To this day, I still get a kick out of hearing anybody use that word... Not to mention watching Inspector Gadget... My kids know and use the proper names, although, having 5 boys, does bring with it all sorts of nicknames for a penis...

 

Okay, where did you find this?!?! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That is exactly how I felt as a young adult!! Sooooo embarassed to use the correct terms!

 

Oh :wub: My :wub: Gosh! That was so cute!!

 

Wow. These people would really have a cow at my house--we distinguish between vulvas and vaginas here.

 

You can find pretty much anything on Youtube!


I had a friend where we used to live that called her vagina a "flossy" and taught her daughter the same.

My husband and I sometimes have contests over who can come up the goofiest names for our parts. :lol: The kids aren't involved, though.

 

This reminds me of when I was a preschool teacher. I had the 3yo class one year and I had this little girl, P who was very lively and fun. Well, one day they were eating cookies for a snack (I know, I know...) and P started talking about how if anyone touched her cookie she was supposed to hit and get her mommy. I explained that while we did not need to touch other people's food, we shouldn't hit either. This went on and she was adamant that her mommy told her to hit and yell if anyone touched her cookie.
I asked her mom about it when she came that afternoon and she started laughing and told me that's what they called her vagina.

I laughed about it, but I do think that's an awfully odd thing to call a vagina!


(And we use correct terms here too.)

 

When we were young, my mom could not even call my dad's 'underwear' underwear. They were 'shorts.' Yes, tighty whiteys.. shorts. Ok. Obviously we did not talk about penis' or vaginas. I do not know if we had any 'pet' names.

 

Okay, who in their right mind would teach a little kid that a cookie is a vagina? That is just setting her up for lots of confusion...

 

Yeah, that's bizarre!!!