Funny things your kids have said this week...

Vanessa started to ask "where did X come from?" - mostly about toys, books, objects around the house. She is also fascinated with her daddy- she has him wrapped around her finger. The other night I was tucking her in - Adrian had just said good night to her and went to Max's room. She said to me: "Mommy, where did daddy come from?" - I smiled and I said, "From his mommy and daddy" - She smiled and she said: "That's funny" - yeah, I really am not looking forward to explain such things .

Max's hair is getting long, his bangs are almost in his eyes. Last night as we were getting ready to put him to bed, he was playing with his hair and he said: "Mommy, my hair is too long, let's go to the doctor to cut it!"

 

Hey Grandma, do you like the colour of my pee?

 

My boys have very different pooping strategies.
 
Miles: You go away. I don't want to poop with you.
 
Ozzy (straining): Mommy, I need more people in here. I need all the people. MILES GET IN HERE. MAEBY, COME. I just need everyone here. Is Daddy home?

 

This one made me laugh very hard tonight!
Paul: "Hey, how you doin'? You're hot, mama."
Alexis: "Mama is NOT HOT!"
P: "It's okay, hit can mean pretty or cute."
A: "Mommy is pretty and cute. But she is NOT HOT, daddy!"

 

Eating dinner last night, for dessert the kids asked for an apple.
I went to grab the last apple and saw that it had gone bad.
 
Me: Sorry, kids.. the apple has gone bad.. we can't eat it.
Catie: The apple is bad, Mommy?
Charlie: The apple needs to go on the naughty list, Mommy! Tell the elves!

 

Ha, these are cute.
 
My husband has a dimple on the right side. Vanessa just noticed it over the weekend when she was laughing with him and she said to him:
 
"Daddy, your face is broken!"

 

Last week, my husband ordered an army sleeping bag online. When it arrived, my husband and he kids opened the box and took it out set it up. Michelle kept runing around the sleeping bag and saying "what is it the heck? What is it the heck?" We couldn't stop laughing lol lol

 

Last night at dinner Colin asked me this question..."Mom how long does it take to get to vagina, I bet it takes a loooong time"  We had to then explain the difference between vagina and China!!

 

I forgot how it started that made They both laying next to each other giggling. One pointed to herself "poopie" then her sister "peepee" then giggling harder ..
(then they went on calling out sets/pairs of objects ( "pillow/blanket" etc... ) )
 
It's so twin thing! = )