You know you're a mom when

You know you're a mom when....

- You bring a muffin to work in a Dora cupcake wrapper and don't even think about it till someone laughs
- Your purse contains someone's dirty socks and a plum pit wrapped in a paper towel (that your daughter wants to "plant in the backyard") and they both stay there for 3 days

 

My purse has to be xrayed every morning and I don't know how many times they guys have laughed at the amount of toys in there. Currently there are two bracelets, one matchbox car, and a spiderman. I carried juice boxes in my work bag (used it as a diaper bag one weekend) until the stupid thing broke. Then I had juice dripping. I was also able to give a person a pullup to sop up their spill when they spilled their water on the bus the other week.

 

:laughing: That is funny Minette!

I find all sorts of things in my purse all the time. Sometimes the contents are pretty disgusting...chewed up orange slice anyone!! :lol:

 

Oh yeah. Everything in my bag gets damp from leaking sippies. And then there's the junk like that rock or stick that one of them just HAD to take with them (and which I disappeared asap). And the graham cracker crumbs. And I still have a couple junk toys from the haircut place from over half a year ago in there.

 

you know you're a mom when you're in Old Navy, and see a green-on-green striped shirt, and the first thing you say is, "oh look! a steve shirt!"

 

When you lock other adults behind the baby gate even though the kids either aren't around or napping.
Yes, I've done that to my family...

 

You can carry on a conversation with your DH and kids at the same time until 5 minutes into it DH askes what you are saying. LOL He had no clue I was also taking to them and hearing both things.

 

Until I cleaned out my bag, I had socks for three kids plus me in it. You never know when you'll be at an indoor bouncy place/Gymboree type thing, and need socks!

I also have crayons, hand sanitizer, straws, wipes, lollipops, underwear and shorts, a plastic bag, and a few random toys in there.

Sharing my drink no longer bothers me.

 

LOL!

Both chidren have vomited, peed and pooped all over me at some stage and I´ve been as cool as a cucumber about it! Oh & I keep finding random toys in the back of the car! LOL!

 

You know you're a mom when.....your DS vomits into your bra-top tank, and you think "Thank God none got on the floor"! :laughing: