Things you never thought you would say..

I never thought i would say...

"H get that cheese out of M's face!" - literally happened 2 mins ago.. i had to stop and lol

"Stop playing with your brother's...(private)...." :bad: :blink:

what are yours!?>?

 

:bad: :laughing:

Ali, take your foot OUT. OF. YOUR. MOUTH.... (Yep, I haven't cut a toenail in about 2 yrs. on that one! she's SLY too!)

 

QUOTE(~* dfaut *~ @ Oct 8 2008, 07:08 PM) [snapback]1018573[/snapback]
Ali, take your foot OUT. OF. YOUR. MOUTH.... (Yep, I haven't cut a toenail in about 2 yrs. on that one! she's SLY too!)

:laughing: That is hilarious!!

 

Abby please don't touch Ian's winky - it makes him scream....

Yes Abby, Daddy has a winky too because he's a boy...

Please don't poke the cat in the butthole - he doesn't like it....

 

No, no, don't lick the toilet!

 

"No, don't play with the poopies! DON"T TOUCH THAT!! YUCKY!!!" (after pooing in the bathtub)

"AUUUGGHHH! Get out of the litter box!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

"Please stop pulling out your belly button."

Allison is obsessed with pulling and twisting her bellybutton!

 

Thanks for polishing the rocks.-Every day

 

QUOTE(~* dfaut *~ @ Oct 8 2008, 07:08 PM) [snapback]1018573[/snapback]
:bad: :laughing:

Ali, take your foot OUT. OF. YOUR. MOUTH.... (Yep, I haven't cut a toenail in about 2 yrs. on that one! she's SLY too!)

:bad:

Ewwww....

 

QUOTE(Ash Twins @ Oct 9 2008, 02:52 AM) [snapback]1018541[/snapback]
"Stop playing with your brother's...(private)...." :bad: :blink:


:rotflmbo: We had this yesterday.

 

The other day I said 'stop fighting over the cat food' luckily it was still sealed in the tin!

My favorite though is 'where are your pants?'

 

"Stop licking the playset! (...cabinets, chair, crib, carpet, bottom of your shoe, tv... i could go on- DD is 2 and a half)"

 

Come here and let me get your boogers!

Never thought I'd have to do that. :blink:

 

'Please stop licking your sister's hair' (both the twins need to be told this)
for my 5 year old 'please stop wiping your boogers on the wall'

 

QUOTE(AmynTony @ Oct 8 2008, 10:55 PM) [snapback]1018652[/snapback]
Abby please don't touch Ian's winky - it makes him scream....

Yes Abby, Daddy has a winky too because he's a boy...

Please don't poke the cat in the butthole - he doesn't like it....


OMG - :rotflmbo: that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time...

Since mine are just 13 months I say this to DH, not to the boys... If I step on ONE MORE CHEERIO, I'm going to lose my mind!!!!

 

Please don't poke the cat in the butthole - he doesn't like it....
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Still laughing at this one!

 

At least once a week:
Do not lick the cat.
Do not sit on the cat.

 

"Sean, don't draw on your brother with that crayon, it hurts his face!"

"Sean, don't dip your head in that bowl of milk!"

"Sean, don't eat my shoe."

Sean gets all the good funny sayings around here.

 

No, we do NOT eat poop!

Get that truck out of your butt!

Peanuts do not go in your nose.

 

No socks in the toilet!!!!

Ug- I had to fish it out as Ana was flushing her pee. ICK!

 

Don't make me pull this car over...

Stop mooning people!

You cannot pee in the middle of the mall.

 

we do not eat dog food...
no, mommy doesn't want to eat the dog food either, thank you

don't pull on bubba's pee-pee, that hurts...
yes, that's your pee-pee, you can pull on it ardon:

 

Similar to PP, "Play with your OWN winkie, Jack"

And we say "Don't lick the cat" or "Don't stand on the cat" at least twice a day! I think they just like the way the fur feels on their feet - no idea why they lick it.

 

I got to tell my good friends' daughter "okay, it's time for the Tramp to go to bed" and ask Tramp where her pants were the other day.... needless to say, she's currently obsessed with Lady and the Tramp...

The parents were so proud.

 

NO! You don't drink water outta the toilet!
How did you get the ketchup out of the fridge and all over the living room floor in under two mins?

 

Let me see

WHERE IS YOUR DIAPER HIDDEN

That is your brothers private DON"T TOUCH

PLEASE don't stick your hand in the toliet!

this is cute :lol:

 

My favorite is, " don't drink the bathwater, it has pee in it", or "don't pee on your brother" while in the tub, hence #1!!!!

 

"Don't put the pumpkin in the potty chair, please take the pumpkin out"

"Girls...please take the potty chairs off your heads, they don't belong there. If you can't put the potties down, mommy's going to have to take them away..." "Noooo" (said through the opening in the potty chair where the little bucket had been taken out so you could see their faces :rotflmbo:

 

After searching the house for the coveted, lone pink binkie..."Well, here it is...it's right here in your diaper"

"please stop taking your sisters diaper off"