Shoplifting

My hubby was cleaning out the bottom of the stroller today and found a brand new trashy romance with some suspicious looking drool on it. I would totally cop to buying such a thing, because I am not above reading anything.. but in this case, I didn't! One of the twinkies must have grabbed it and dropped it somewhere in our travels.. and I can't even return it because I have NO idea where it is from. I suspect that it was from the grocery store, but it could have been any number of book stores or Zellers or god knows where.. hopefully it wasn't out of someone else's shopping bag :laughing: I am just glad it wasn't somewhere that had sensors because I would not want to get searched and have them think that I stole a cheesy romance.

It's called the Bachelor, The Baby and The Beauty.. I am tempted to read it just to find out how they make having a toddler sexy. Maybe it's actually secretly educational material from my husband.

 

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:rofl: Too funny!
My mom always tells the story about how I stole slippers from the supermarket as a toddler. Apparently I was obsessed with slippers or something :unsure:

 

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Too funny! We almost left a gift shop at our local indoor waterpark with a "souvenir" and the boys were only 6.5 months old at the time!!!!!

 

:laughing: i'm so paranoid about that, i'm always double checking the bottom of the stroller when i'm in the check out line. the girls are always trying to steal candy bars these days. ardon:

 

:rofl: Well now you know you *have* to read it!

 

Oh my :laughing: that's hilarious!!!

 

Yes, read it and tell us what you learn! I went to a TJ Maxx before with my kids and as we were walking out the sensor went off. Apparently when we went down the shoe aisle one of them grabbed a shoe and when they dropped it it got caught on the footrest so I never saw it. It was embarrassing but they said it has happened before.

 

I went to get my DD out of the front of the cart and she was eating a candy bar we didn't buy. You should read the book.