Share your worst blow out diaper stories

When I found out I was having two boys, I knew I would be peed on. That's what you get with little boys, right. Truthfully I've only gotten sprayed a few times. (Not so for my DH. He must have an invisible bullseye on his chest.)

Admittedly, I laugh every time it happens. I find blow out diaper stories funny, and since I need a good laugh, I loved to hear your best diaper blow out stories

Here's mine...
The boys were about 6 weeks old, and we were visiting my parents. My Mom decided to take me to get a massage at her gym. While I'm getting a massage, my Mom comes in and says, "I think Markie pooped." I was done with my massage, so I went out to change him. In the meantime, my Mom had already started the job. She got some one to open up the day care, and he was laying on the changing table. I started to change him, and I realized the poop had leaked out of the diaper, as I took off the onesie th poop slid up his back. He was now covered in poop. It was in his hair, on his back, down his legs, and of course all over his midsection. I'm panicking trying to figure out how I'm going to clean him up. Next thing you know our friend (who works at the gym) and the massage therapist came to the rescue. The massage therapist gave me several of her towels, and our friend opened up the closed kiddie bathroom. We wiped him down with towels, and put him under the tap of the sink and rinsed him. Thank goodness I was at the gym, and we knew the people there. I can't imagine if that had been at any other public restroom. He was covered.

I'm sure some of you have had worse???

 

this didn't happen to me but it (honestly) did happen to a friend of mine...

When my g/f's DD was a tiny baby she was lactose intolerant - although they didn't know it at the time...Margo went to change her DD and she let go of an explosive, flying liquid poop - ALL OVER HER FACE INCLUDING HER MOUTH!!! She couldn't even open her mouth to yell for her hubby to help her!!!

I've fortunately never had anything worse than a misplaced diaper causing a cheek to hang out and poop to wind up out of the diaper...

 

Ok, picture this. Twins, day old. Mom still recovering from c-section. (mom = me) DH is handling ALL the diaper changes. He is changing Clayton (DS). He isn't skilled at diaper changes... he does them slow. Every one of them. But, this is only his 2nd day at doing them. I don't think he had ever changed a diaper before in his life! Anyway, he pulled the diaper open and at that moment, ds decided to pee. The steady stream of pee landed on dh's belly. I was in stitches... literally. I was in sooo much pain but it was so funny. But it hurt to laugh. My sister had to leave the room or she would have made it worse, in that I was really trying not to laugh because it hurt sooo bad.
DS was about one year old. My sister was playing with him and tossed him over her shoulder onto her back. That was when she discovered he had a poopy diaper (leaky). SHE had to have a change of clothes!
DD was about 3 months old when my sister (again) discovered that DD was NOT done pooping when her diaper was being changed. Let's just say it had some distance!
Oh, and one more.. this one is good. After church, we decided to head down to the cities (30 mins away) to go shopping for whatever. We stopped at McDonalds so that we could have some lunch. I was in the back of the van so it must have been when the twins were less than 6 weeks old. DD was upset. So, dh checked her diaper and it was poopy all the way up her front (in carseat). Of course it was all over the carseat too. DH was going to change her directly on the passenger seat of MY van, but I managed to tell him to put a blanket underneath. So, now the dilemna is the car seat is all poopy along with her one outfit. DH headed over to the "Once upon a Child' store kiddy corner from the McD. He got a onsie and then we headed in there looking for another car seat cover. Well, the ladies at the store suggested that the car seat cover came off and could be washed... so dh told them he'll be right back with it. I had to let him know that they were not offering to wash it for us. We'd have to wash it at home.

 

QUOTE(AmynTony @ Nov 19 2008, 09:26 PM) [snapback]1078177[/snapback]
this didn't happen to me but it (honestly) did happen to a friend of mine...

When my g/f's DD was a tiny baby she was lactose intolerant - although they didn't know it at the time...Margo went to change her DD and she let go of an explosive, flying liquid poop - ALL OVER HER FACE INCLUDING HER MOUTH!!! She couldn't even open her mouth to yell for her hubby to help her!!!

I've fortunately never had anything worse than a misplaced diaper causing a cheek to hang out and poop to wind up out of the diaper...

:rotflmbo:

Am I mean? Because that is hysterical. I better not laugh too much it could happen to me.

 

QUOTE(JicJac @ Nov 19 2008, 09:30 PM) [snapback]1078183[/snapback]
Ok, picture this. Twins, day old. Mom still recovering from c-section. (mom = me) DH is handling ALL the diaper changes. He is changing Clayton (DS). He isn't skilled at diaper changes... he does them slow. Every one of them. But, this is only his 2nd day at doing them. I don't think he had ever changed a diaper before in his life! Anyway, he pulled the diaper open and at that moment, ds decided to pee. The steady stream of pee landed on dh's belly. I was in stitches... literally. I was in sooo much pain but it was so funny. But it hurt to laugh. My sister had to leave the room or she would have made it worse, in that I was really trying not to laugh because it hurt sooo bad.
DS was about one year old. My sister was playing with him and tossed him over her shoulder onto her back. That was when she discovered he had a poopy diaper (leaky). SHE had to have a change of clothes!
DD was about 3 months old when my sister (again) discovered that DD was NOT done pooping when her diaper was being changed. Let's just say it had some distance!
Oh, and one more.. this one is good. After church, we decided to head down to the cities (30 mins away) to go shopping for whatever. We stopped at McDonalds so that we could have some lunch. I was in the back of the van so it must have been when the twins were less than 6 weeks old. DD was upset. So, dh checked her diaper and it was poopy all the way up her front (in carseat). Of course it was all over the carseat too. DH was going to change her directly on the passenger seat of MY van, but I managed to tell him to put a blanket underneath. So, now the dilemna is the car seat is all poopy along with her one outfit. DH headed over to the "Once upon a Child' store kiddy corner from the McD. He got a onsie and then we headed in there looking for another car seat cover. Well, the ladies at the store suggested that the car seat cover came off and could be washed... so dh told them he'll be right back with it. I had to let him know that they were not offering to wash it for us. We'd have to wash it at home.


Nobody's that nice!!! For some reason, I have never had the poop run up the front--thank goodness.

We actually made a bet with my stepson this summer--if the babies peed on him, he would get a quarter. He started volunteering to change diapers (which I would always have to go back and fix, but he was trying); well nothing happened. This was the same kid who would laugh hysterically at all the times the peed on his dad. He had totally forgotten about the deal until one day he got it right in the neck. Suddenly, he was like where is my quarter? We gave him the quarter, but he never volunteered to change diapers again--I guess a quarter wasn't enough.

Oh one more thing, we gave Mark the nickname "Skid Mark," which is now shortened to Skiddie, based on his toilet habits. I swear in the first month he wouldn't stop going #2 . Well my parents keep telling me to stop calling him that because it will scar him blah, blah, blah (although they laugh every time I say it). Anyways when they were out here a few weeks ago, my Dad was complaining about something and he said, "That's sh*tty." Mark immediately whipped his head around, and my Dad starts laughing hysterically saying, "See the poor kid think his name is sh*tty."

 

Okay, so when Roe and Joe were tiny little guys--maybe three months old?--I was breastfeeding them on the EZ2Nurse pillow. My husband called to say he was on his way home, and I answered the phone and said everyone was doing great and we'd see him in a bit. The boys finished eating and Roman pooped immediately. I laughed and teased him a bit, then put Joel in the swing. I picked Roman up and started walking with him over to the changing table. I didn't realize he'd totally blown out while still on the pillow.

So, I didn't realize the poop was on the pillow. Or the pillow underneath it. Or the floor, or my clothes, and from my clothes to my hand and my hand to my hair. As I'm realizing that there is poop everywhere, I hear a noise behind me and look back and Joel has spit up EVERYWHERE. (the first time he ever spit up--what timing!) So, I strip both boys, I strip the pillow, I strip myself, I toss all the clothes, the pillow covers, etc. into the wash, and just then, my husband walks in. I hand him two naked, gross babies and I say "I need a shower!!!"

Ah, memories.

 

When my 6 yo was 1 we has a memorable trip home from a memorable camping trip (including a flat tire at midnight in the middle of a parade after we had taken a wrong turn.)

We were in miles and miles of traffic with a broken laptop (NO DVD player working) trying to leave when Cassie started whining. I turned around to see her lifting her leg, and had somehow blown right past the diaper and out the side creating a PILE of crap on her shorts and the fabric car seat cover. So we pulled over and I took her out and attempted to remove her shorts and diaper on my lap. We were soon both covered. I ended up throwing the shorts and diaper (covered in poop) out past DH onto the side of the road. Just as I threw it, a guy walked to the door and jumped back in suprise. I had not seen that a tow truck had pulled up behind us. The guy said "Hey, I heard there is a car that needs help! Is that you?" I said "Not unless you can change a huge poopy mess!" He yelled "WOW! NOO!" Then he turned back to the truck and yelled "Hey Mike! This one's for you!"

The whole car STUNK the rest of the trip home. I spent the next day cleaning our her seat. YUCK!!!!!

 

Ugh, Just this past Sunday night, I was getting the girls ready to go to church. We were already running a little late and I picked up Hailey to put her jacket on and of course she smelled like she had a stinky diaper. I just laid her in her crib to change her and realized her pants were wet... it was all over her back and her shirt. To top things off, she loves to roll around when we're trying to change her so she managed to get poo all over herself and the sheet. I had to put her in the bathtub and rinse her off. We still managed to make it church on time

 

I'm gonna bookmark this thread, and save it when I need a good laugh. I trying to envision the poopy clothes on the side of the road, and the poop all over the EZ2 nurse pillow.