PREGNANCY Q & A FUN

Discussion in 'Pregnancy Help' started by Grandma2TwinBoys, Apr 16, 2008.

  1. Grandma2TwinBoys

    Grandma2TwinBoys Well-Known Member

    PREGNANCY Q & A FUN

    Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
    A: No, 35 children is enough.

    Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
    A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

    Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
    A: Childbirth.

    Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
    A: So what's your question?

    Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
    A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

    Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
    A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

    Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
    A: Not unless the word 'child support' means anything to you.

    Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
    A: Yes, pregnancy.

    Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
    A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

    Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
    A: When the kids are in college.
     
    Grandma2TwinBoys, Apr 16, 2008
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  2. Overachiever

    Overachiever Well-Known Member

    :rotflmbo: LOL That is hiliarious!
     
    Overachiever, Apr 17, 2008
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  3. Carrie27

    Carrie27 Well-Known Member

    :rotflmbo: I really needed a good laugh, so thanks!
     
    Carrie27, Apr 17, 2008
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  4. babydrivers

    babydrivers Well-Known Member

    Too funny!! :rofl:
     
    babydrivers, Apr 17, 2008
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  5. b/gtwinmom07

    b/gtwinmom07 Well-Known Member

    OMG, hilarious, I needed a good laugh!!!!!!!!!!
     
    b/gtwinmom07, Apr 17, 2008
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  6. DMBMom40

    DMBMom40 Well-Known Member

    [SIZE=12pt]That was funny!! Thanks for the giggle this morning!! :rotflmbo: :laughing: [/SIZE]
     
    DMBMom40, Apr 17, 2008
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  7. hot2trottt4u

    hot2trottt4u Well-Known Member

    That is great!
     
    hot2trottt4u, Apr 17, 2008
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  8. summerfun

    summerfun Well-Known Member TS Moderator

    :rofl:
     
    summerfun, Apr 17, 2008
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  9. lisaessman@verizon.net

    [email protected] Well-Known Member

    I enjoyed that one! :D
     
    [email protected], Apr 17, 2008
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