Mommy, how did you....

Get your penis off?

:rofl:

Sullivan's question when he walked into the bathroom.

 

Can opener?

What WAS your answer?

 

Love it! My son asked me just today where my wiener was. I am curious of your answer, too!!!

 

Can opener, hilarious! :laughing:

My answer wasn't nearly as funny...I just said, "Remember, Sullivan, I don't have a penis - I have a vagina.". And he said, "I know you have a vagina, but how did you get your penis off?"

And I said, "I never had one, girls only have vaginas."

Then he turned and left, satisfied with my explanation, I guess. :lol:

 

Love it! I remember my boys asking me if I pee out of my butt, because I sit down to pee. :lol:

 

Great answer! My kids haven't asked any questions yet.

 

I've gotten the question if I pee out of my butt before from both of them. They've had some funny convo's about it before.

Boy(both have asked same question): Do you have a penis? or Where is your penis?
Me: I don't have a penis, I have a vagina.
Boy: You don't have a penis? Are you peeing out of your butt?

I continue to explain girls pee from their vagina, but I still find that funny they figure if you have a penis you can pee, otherwise, it's out your butt.

 

I'm glad I'm not the only one that pees out of their butt!! :rotflmbo:

 

LMBO I love this conversation! It sounds like home! LMBO

I remember my 6yr old (when he was 3) asking me if it hurt when I broke my penis off, and what did I do with it after it broke............in a public washroom at a rodeo. You could hear the snorts and the chuckles from allll down the row......