I Tried a Dating App That Analyzes Your Birth Chart… Here's What Happened

Okay, so I downloaded this astrology-based dating app out of pure curiosity (and boredom if I’m honest). It asked for my exact birth time, place, the whole deal, then showed me matches based on compatibility charts. I matched with a Scorpio rising and a Virgo moon, and honestly... it was scarily accurate how much we clicked at first. Anyone else tried one of these apps and had something weirdly aligned happen?

 

My roommate is deep into astrology and always brings up stuff like Saturn returns and moon signs whenever she’s dating someone new. I’m not super into it myself, but it’s wild how much she connects people’s habits and quirks to their charts. Like, she’ll guess someone’s sun sign just from a short convo. Even if I don’t fully get it, I can’t deny she’s been spot on more than once.

 

Oh yeah, I tried one last summer after reading a breakdown on https://horoscope.love/ . They explain how stuff like Venus signs can impact dating preferences, and it actually made sense once I saw it in action. I matched with someone whose Mars sign complemented mine, and our first few convos were super smooth. Didn’t end up working out long-term, but I gotta admit, there was something to it. Worth trying for the fun factor alone.

 

So it's basically a Hogwarts Sorting Hat for dating, but instead of Gryffindor, it tells you you're destined to be with a emotionally-stunted Slytherin with a good rising sign. "Hmm, difficult. VERY difficult. I see a lot of baggage... but also a strong Jupiter placement. Plenty of courage, I see... and just a hint of crippling anxiety. Better be... TINDER!"


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So it's basically a Hogwarts Sorting Hat for dating, but instead of Gryffindor, it tells you you're destined to be with a emotionally-stunted Slytherin with a good rising sign. "Hmm, difficult. VERY difficult. I see a lot of baggage... but also a strong Jupiter placement. Plenty of courage, I see... and just a hint of crippling anxiety. Better be... TINDER!"


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