I have a defective baby, he keeps leaking!

Discussion in 'The First Year' started by Her Royal Jennyness, Jan 4, 2007.

  1. Her Royal Jennyness

    Her Royal Jennyness Well-Known Member

    Or maybe it's just these darn diapers! [​IMG] I've changed Seans complete outfit 3 times today because he soaked himself, but the diaper is dry. Wait, now that I just typed that I think I should try aiming his little "squirt gun" a different direction.

    Haha, enjoy your laugh! [​IMG]
     
  2. Her Royal Jennyness

    Her Royal Jennyness Well-Known Member

    Or maybe it's just these darn diapers! [​IMG] I've changed Seans complete outfit 3 times today because he soaked himself, but the diaper is dry. Wait, now that I just typed that I think I should try aiming his little "squirt gun" a different direction.

    Haha, enjoy your laugh! [​IMG]
     
  3. rheamay

    rheamay Well-Known Member

    [​IMG] that is funny Jenny! Who knew what a difference "pointing down" would make?? [​IMG]
     
  4. r-twins

    r-twins Well-Known Member

    You're so funny, Jenny!
     
  5. i4get

    i4get Well-Known Member

    We went thru this for weeks when my boys were first born. Morgan would tee-tee out of his diaper a couple of times a day. Jonah didn't do it but maybe once a week. We thought it was the diaper. Then we finally realized that Morgan just has a fairly long "squirt gun", and it can't be pointed anywhere but straight down or there is definitely going to be spillage! My husband loves to refer to Morgan's "third leg"! He's so proud! LOL! [​IMG]

    Shannon
     
  6. EmmaKay

    EmmaKay Well-Known Member

    I'm having the EXACT same problem with Ronan, and somehow he only times it for the hours between 1am and 4am. It happened twice last night, the first time was only 1/2 hour after I'd changed his diaper, so I know it wasn't a diaper saturation issue, but a penis placement issue.

    Yep, I keep forgetting to keep that little pistol pointing down when I diaper him... [​IMG]
     
  7. ems9882

    ems9882 Well-Known Member

    [​IMG] u girls are so goofy!!!

    i love it...
     
  8. KYsweetheart

    KYsweetheart Well-Known Member

    Jenny... no matter what for some reason my guys always leaked through at that age as well... the only thing that worked for us was changing to Huggies Supremes and going up a size.
     
  9. Erykah

    Erykah Well-Known Member

    My DH always forgets to point! Somehow in the morning Nevan is always "saluting" and you have to tuck him. The rest of the day, he's fine!
     
  10. cwinslow7

    cwinslow7 Well-Known Member

    Zachary used to be able to pee up his back (soaking the back of his clothes) and still have a dry diaper...figure that one out [​IMG]
     
  11. JDMummy

    JDMummy Well-Known Member

    [​IMG] Jenny, you crack me up as always! Thanks for the laugh!
     
  12. lj20272

    lj20272 Well-Known Member

    Yep have this problem at the moment, if we dont point it down, we pay for it. I cant believe that at his age my boys can actually soak diapers...cloth & disposables.
     
  13. Rachel0980

    Rachel0980 Well-Known Member

    Thats too funny! [​IMG] I guess I'm glad I don't have "squirt guns" to deal with because I know I would forget to aim.
     
  14. Cindy123

    Cindy123 Well-Known Member

    Jenny, your post is hilarious as always! [​IMG] Like PP, I don't have to deal with the pistols either, but have been peed on a few times! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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