how have your kids embarrassed you today?

The other day, when Andrew's physical therapist and EI service coordinator were at our house, Ivy stuck her finger up my nose and announced, loudly, "Mommy have boogers in nose! Mommy have HAIRS in nose!" Thank you SO much for sharing. :blush: (Although it was the first time she'd noticed nose hairs, so I'll cut her some slack for the excitement of the discovery. )

Fess up! What "OMG, s/he did not just say that" moments have you had lately?

 

That is funny!

 

:laughing: Gotta love the non-filtered 2 y.o. language!!

We were out for ice cream yesterday and Lauren says "what's that boy doing?". It was a man and his wife (who had short hair) eating. So I said they are eating too. She says again "what's that boy doing?" So I tell her the same answer. Then she says "No mommy, the OTHER boy!". :blush: Yeah, time to explain that girls have short hair too!!

 

Trent is butt obsessed right now and has decided it's funny to talk to my rear end. He walks up and sticks his face right up there and says, "Hello bummy! How are you doing today?" When we went to the Dallas zoo recently, there was a gorilla right up by the glass and the boys stood there and talked to her. She got up and started to walk away and they both squealed, "BUMMY-BUMMY-BUMMY! Look! He has hay on his bummy!" :blush:

FTR, I've never called a butt "bummy". I have called it a bum and they turned that into the delightful nickname "bummy".

 

The only one that sticks out in my head is when we were in Giant one day and looking at the vitamins. Mitchell kept looking at this employee who was restocking. And he said "mommy, is that a boy or a girl"....and honestly...I couldn't tell....so I just kept ignoring him. (the person had their back to me, was a little overweight with kinda frizzy curly above the shoulder hair). Then he said even louder "mommy...is that a boy or a girl"....and I started to walk away (well okay...RUN away). Then Mitchell yelled it again as we were leaving. The person turned around and to this day I don't have a clue if it was a boy or a girl.

I will never forget a woman I used to babysit tell me a "most embarrassing" story. They were having their basement finished and an addition put on their house so they had contractors there and workmen constantly. One time she was in the bathroom and the doorbell rang so her 4 yr old went to get it. It was the contractor (the woman could hear this conversation from the bathroom)..

Contractor "Hi Jaime, where is your mommy"
Jaime " she's in the potty"
Contractor "okay I will just wait outside until she comes out"
Jaime "its gonna be a long time, mommy's pooping"

My babysitter said she just sat there on the potty thinking how in the heck she was going to get out of the bathroom with any dignity left. She said she was sooo embarrassed!

 

They haven't embarrassed me YET today....stand by for something!! :laughing: