great product for clingy toddlers!

Are you 12-24 months old? Are you tired of turning on the waterworks and wailing "Mommy Mommy MOMMMMMMYYYYY!" every time your mommy takes more than two steps away from you? THERE IS A BETTER WAY! The MOMMY LEASH is the answer to all your problems! Just strap mom into the leash, and she will never be able to leave your side again! Keep mom safe from dangerous things like washing her hair, going to the bathroom by herself, and checking her email. Clever adult-proof buckles ensure that she won't slip away. Choose from dressy Chanel version or sporty backpack style - mom will love getting all "dressed up"!

Stop saying bye-bye to mommy, and say goodbye to separation anxiety FOREVER!




(Now everybody PRAY that toddlers never get any purchasing power, or this will become a reality! :laughing: )

 

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Are you 12-24 months old? Are you tired of turning on the waterworks and wailing "Mommy Mommy MOMMMMMMYYYYY!" every time your mommy takes more than two steps away from you? THERE IS A BETTER WAY! The MOMMY LEASH is the answer to all your problems! Just strap mom into the leash, and she will never be able to leave your side again! Keep mom safe from dangerous things like washing her hair, going to the bathroom by herself, and checking her email. Clever adult-proof buckles ensure that she won't slip away. Choose from dressy Chanel version or sporty backpack style - mom will love getting all "dressed up"!

Stop saying bye-bye to mommy, and say goodbye to separation anxiety FOREVER!
(Now everybody PRAY that toddlers never get any purchasing power, or this will become a reality! :laughing: )


Joy already has one of these. She invented the perfect "fishing line" color. Nobody can see it until they trip over it and realize how strong it really is!

 

:rotflmbo: :rotflmbo: :rotflmbo:

Holly, you are TOO MUCH!

it's like watching one of those SNL commercials LOL

thanks for the laugh

 

:rotflmbo: PLeeeease don't tell Lauren and Emma this product is available!! :rotflmbo:

 

:lol: Wouldn't they love that!

 

:laughing:

"Delux models include a cooler compartment that can hold up to 4 elmo sippy cups and a half a pound of goldfish crackers!"

My girls would figure out a way to work the computer to order the delux model- I swear its not about me, but my ability to give them sippies and snacks!

 

Oh no...my two would buy that in a heartbeat!

 

Lily would be all over that. I also believe she would add certian features (a mouth lock of some sort) that would prevent mommy from speaking to any other human being that is not LIly herself.

 

Oh my..please don't let my kids get a hold of my credit card!! They would buy a few of them!!! :lol:

 

:rotflmbo: Too funny.

 

Mine would buy two, just to have an extra! :rotflmbo:

 

Hey! I might like this leash - how long is it? It's probably easier to make lunch on a leash than holding one while the other pulls on your shorts and whines :lol: