funny of the day

I was chatting with DH and said something about "my opinion." Ivy looked at me very seriously and said, "Sweetie, you don't have a penis." :rofl:

What have your kids done to crack you up today?

 

OMG!!!! I love her!!! :rotflmbo:


I have a couple of funnies from today. We went to my cousin's bridal shower. I sent the girls up when she was opening our gift since I had the girls make her a homemade card yesterday. After she opened it and they were pointing out who did what, Emma says "and mommy yelled at me". :blush: Oh crap. I sure did. Bad mommy award went to me yesterday for totally losing my patience with her. The crowd roared, and I wanted to hide.

Then I was in the bathroom with Lauren a little while later and all the stalls were filled. Lots of people were peeing at once so Lauren says (nice and loud of course) "who's taking a shower" with that "why would they be doing that" voice. Luckily, the women peeing laughed!! :escape:

 

Holly - I'm not sure whats funnier, the fact that she mistook opinion for penis or that she called you sweetie! LOL

The other night Abby told me that only she and I had heineys - I said what do you mean...to which she answered "well daddy has a big winky and Ian has a little winky and you and me have heinies"....

needless to say Tony has started locking the bathroom door :rofl:

 

The other day, Gabe asked me to read what it said on the bottom of his Spider Man ball. I told him it said "Marvel, 2009" and he said "That's must be because Spider Man is marvelous".

A couple weeks ago, Abby decided to help me weed the garden. I was putting all the weeds in one of those brown recycle lawn bags. As I was in the garage getting something I hear "Mom, where's your weed bag?".

At the zoo last week, Isabel noticed 2 scarlet McCaws being "friendly". She said "they must be making a deal".

I actually started a blog recently just so I can keep track of the hilarious things these kids say.

 

You know you've been calling your toddlers "babies" too long when this is now what they say when they are trying to round up their brothers:

Sullivan says to Lennon and Finley: "C'mon Babies - let's go!!!"


And obviously they hear this from me (A LOT during the school year) because they have both started saying: "Come on, HURRY, we're late!!!" :laughing:

 

:laughing: I love all these!!!

We took the girls to a wedding last night and Ana was the first on the dance floor all by herself doing ballet.When the music stopped turned to all the tables and took a bow! And then she grabbed her 4 year old cousin for a slow dance. They were both beaming with smiles as they danced hugging to U2s "All I want is you." OMG it was cute.

Oh and then there were fireworks (for a Strawberry festival down the road, but it was perfect timing because the guitarist took a break), and we were all out on the deck watching. Meara said it a booming voice "This is the BEST wedding EVER!" (Sweetie, this is the only wedding you've been to).

One more from last night- I guess we stayed too long (it was a late night) because at one point Meara said to DH "I'm so tired. Tell mommy I want to go home now!"

 

Natalie was playing her guitar and singing for her uncle who gave her the guitar:

"Mommy told me not to
and I started crying!"

 

These are so cute

 

:rotflmbo:

That reminded me of when Dawson(now11)was 4. We were in the grocery store on a crowded aisle when all in a sudden out of the clear blue he shouts "hey daddy!!! did ya know, girls have vaginas" :woah: :laughing: