Dear Almighty Chicken Betty.....

Background info: Last week there was a thread in PC about finding the most annoying toy. Well I think this chicken*warning turn your volume down if your babies are sleeping* won by a landslide! Anyway, I ordered it. Not for my kids, but for me. Mom's have to have fun to right? I might have to break her out when the kids are misbehaving. Anyway, she already has a name. Chicken Betty. :crazy:

I'm not a particularly religious person(not that it matters. I mean anyone can talk to a chicken right?), so I am going to talk to Betty....

Dear Almighty Chicken Betty....

Please make Josh stop bouncing that ball in the house.
Please make dinner...that everyone will actually eat.
Be sure to tell your buddy the laundry fairy to stop by soon. It's piling up again.
Please make Emma stop sCrEAmiNG!

Would anyone else like to have a chat with Betty?

*Disclaimer, my kids have been out of school for about a week and I might be losing it. ardon:

 

:rotflmbo: :rotflmbo: That is a great toy... and sounds like they used my dd as their muse. :huh:


Enjoy it!! I'll have a talk with her later...

 

:rofl:

Dear Almighty Chicken Betty...

Please make my dog stop eating all of the Little People :gah:
Please allow my children to drift peacefully off to sleep before 10 pm :headbang:
Please show my children how to play and take turns nicely so that I dont have to listen to "he's not sharing" one more frickin' time!!!!! :faint:


I could go on and on. So if this chicken comes through I think I might get one too!!! :lol:

 

This is great!

Dear Almighty Chicken Betty:

Please help whatever critter has found it's way into my walls find it's way out prior to its death and disgusting and smelly decay. :bad:
Please make my daughter stop making that constant, whining, screechy little girl sound. :shok:
Please help my son realize that no, his sister does not want to wrestle. :catfight:
Please make my dogs stop barking at the worst possible moment, which never fails to wake up the babies. :gah:
Please let my children sleep past 7:00 a.m. on a Saturday. :lazy:

 

Dear Chicken Betty,
Please make my children sleep the entire 12 hrs to NC (okay, they can wake up to eat).
Please pack the car for me while I go to bed early.
Please make Jake's nose stop running.
Please make a new Word World episode...I'm bored of them.
Please change the poopy diapers. They stink!


Poor Betty has a lot of work to do for us!

 

Dear Chicken Betty...

Please clean my house before we leave on vacation

Please make Lauren behave and not freak out around people ig:

Please clean Fred the gold fish's tank

Please fold the 5 loads of laundry that is waiting for me

 

:laughing:
Dear Almighty Chicken Betty:
Please make Luke stop shrieking
Please make Luke stop throwing stuff at us and hitting us
Please make Sophia stop crying for no reason other then she just feels like it
Please give me more patience
Please clean my house
Oh and if I *do* buy you, please make my kids be afraid of you and not think you are fun!

Great thread Becky!

 

Dear Almighty Chicken Betty,

Please make my children eat "big people" food.
Please make my children stop throwing food off their trays at mealtime.
Please sweep the pet hair off my nice hardwood floors - I just swept an hour ago and you can't tell!
Please make my air conditioner start working again.

Finish this up and I'll give you some more! :rofl:

 

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Anyway, I ordered it. Not for my kids, but for me. Mom's have to have fun to right? I might have to break her out when the kids are misbehaving.


You are too funny, Becky!! :rofl:

 

:rotflmbo: that's priceless!!

Dear Chicken Betty,

Please help me make it through summer vacation without killing a 7 yr old boy.
Please help my 3 yr old daughter get rid of her paci without screaming in panic.
Oh, you can help potty train her too, it's not going well at all!
Please finish folding the clothes that are never ending in this house.
Please smack the dr who won't give us gas drops for our baby girl's gas problems!

I'm sure there's more, but my tired mommy brain can't think of it right now, I may be back!

 

:rotflmbo: Becky!!

 

Dear Chicken Betty....

Please help me get out of this fowl, yes fowl, mood.
Please help me understand why the babies always, without fail, put their clothes and shoes on backwards/the wrong feet. At least they try I guess.
Please remind me that I have just two loads of laundry today. And if I don't get them done today, they will multiply to four by tomorrow.
Please let my 12 year old wake up in a not so fowl mood. If not, when you arrive, can you please scream in his ear at 7am for me?
Please give me patience as PMS takes over my being.

:bow2:

 

Dear Chicken betty:

Please let Ian go to sleep or at least be quiet when his brother FINALLY falls asleep, and not wake him up with his monkey noises.

Please let Kenneth not scream like he's being murdered every time he is put in the swing, bouncy or carseat.

Please let them sleep the entire 7 hour trip to see grandma this weekend.

Please let me have at least one hot meal that i actually get to finish

i also need the laundry fairy to come, and can she bring something to get the smell of baby urp out of all our clothes?



Kenneth and Ian are 2 months and 2 days old

 

Dear Chicken Betty

Please oh Please let Ian NOT pee and crap all over the floor as he learns to PT....

thanks Beck - I needed this :rofl:

 

Love the warning

 

Dear Almighty Chicken Betty (love this name!!),

~ Please oh please let me loose some weight. Seriously. This is getting ridiculous. I gained all this weight to birth healthy twins, which I did, but now that is over so can I please please loose some weight. Pretty please.

~Please let my children realize that it's okay for me to leave the room. I will come back. I may have to pee for like 12.3 seconds but I will be back. There is no need to scream hysterically while I am quickly whizzing away. Please allow them to feel calm and safety in knowing that sometimes a girl's gotta pee.

~Please allow my MIL to BUTT OUT. She is really getting on my nerves these days and I need her to BACK the you know what OFF!


~Please let my hair stay beautiful, I just got it done and I would really appreciate if you would allow my roots not to grow for at least a little while. It looks really nice and I feel like I deserve to have nice hair.

~Please allow my twin skin/muffin top to not show through my clothes on a daily basis. It's just nasty and nobody needs to see that......nobody.


Thank you Almighty Chicken Betty. Ahen.

 

Love this thread! I so needed the laughs!

Dear Chicken Betty,

Please teach my children to sleep through the night. I don't mind the 5:30am wake, but the middle of the night is killing me.

Please keep my children from wiggling around to the point they are touching each other and waking each other up in the middle of the night. I put them at opposite ends of the bed, as far away as possible and when I go in there to get them back to sleep, they have magically moved to the middle and are either kicking each other or hitting each other :gah: