Funniest Twin Comment Yet!

So, we all went to Walmart to do some general shopping and when we were checking out the cashier was making general conversation about the twins. This had to be - by far - the funniest (dumbest) thing that anyone has asked yet. First she asked if they were twins - very ordinary question... answer: yes. Then she asked if they were both mine!! Yes - are they both mine?? Well, they are twins... haha, I didn't donate one! My hubby and I just looked at each other like ??? Seriously, I just said yes and chuckled... Thought I'd give everyone a little afternoon laugh!!

 

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:rotflmbo: Tell her no one is mine and one is his (DH) LOL!!

 

:lol: That is a good one.

 

:lol: Wow! How stupid can a person be :laughing:

 

All I can do is shake my head....are they yours, man she is stupid. Its not like you stole them or anything...

 

lmao that is SO funny! She must watch too many soap operas

 

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One is mine but I don't know who the other belongs to!

 

I would have said no just for her reaction

 

Ohhh that would have been a good one!

That's hilarious! Thanks for sharing! Just when you think the comments can't get any worse.. :laughing:

 

I've got fraternal twins and when someone asks if that means I had two eggs I just say, no, we just had sex twice. That always gets funny looks because I'm sure people don't know if I'm serious or not

 

I finally had someone accuse me of not having twins since mine look completely different. However, someone has never asked if they are both mine. I might have to tell them I just picked one up out of another basket. :rotflmbo:

 

I always get stopped at the mall. The dumbest/funniest comment was "are they twins? how can they be twins? he's bigger than she is".

 

They still ask if my twins are identical.....hmmmmm

 

When people point out how different mine look I like to tell them they have different fathers then walk away quick while they mull on that one. LOL