The Anything Thread

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Yes sleep!!! good luck tomorrow sleep well.

Such a good night

 

Sounds like a good idea!!

 

I am sure Chloe would respond with a bill of her own for $2,000 perfect driving lessons + $10,000 in "perfectly legal administrative fees". Of course it would be appropriate given our generous nature to provide you with an option to pay in 12 easy monthly payments of $1,000 with interest of 12% compounded every 12 seconds.

 

Dear Adrian.

You happen to be the only Adrian I know, how is it a perfect name? maybe its an odd name for an odd individual such as yourself (only joking)

Well I happen to like songs stuck in my head, just not this one which is due to you

My sister has had more accidents then what I have so I should be paid to ride in the car with her.


Maybe you will see that first born twins are mean people and that second born ones are nice, just ask Richard if you would like a second view

Yours I am more perfect then you think

Codie

 

Your so hurtful :cry:

 

The two of you can send each other letters all night if you want but I'm going to bed

 

Think of how suprised Brenda is going to be when she comes back

 

As perfect and generous people we would never do such a thing but we feel obliged to let you know that should you follow Richard's evil-and-less-than-perfect plan that may be a natural consequence.

 

Nah I better head to bed to, besides I think 110 posts are enough for today

night guys

 

I'm sure she will be very surprised considering this thread now accounts for more than 10% of all posts in this forum (at least according to the number of replies listed on the main forum page).

 

Generous or cheap there is a difference

 

More like extortionist based on the fees and interest rates Adrian suggested

 

Dear Codie,

I am sure your perfect sister has purposefully created those accidents you refer to (which of course means that they are not in fact accidents) in order to make you feel more comfortable in your own driving skills.

Maybe one day you will realise the mean, evil ways of second-born twins and how hard us perfect first-born twins work to ensure that you leave healthy and productive lives despite these terrible afflictions. Unfortunately Richard suffers from the same problem. However, I am sure Tamara and Gerda will be along shortly to confirm the facts that I have attempted to pass on to you.

Yours perfect but concerned,

Adrian

 

Off to gaol he goes <_< <_< <_<

 

The fees and interest rates I suggested are merely perfect versions of your own less-than-perfect extortionist suggestions.

 

Due to being imperfect and tired I'll respond tomorrow morning. :silly:

 

Both of you go off to bed so I can finish some work I've been intending to get done for the past 5 hours!

However, as one of the few perfect people around I have had to babysit you instead

 

If we are leaving healthy and productive lives what are we going to?

 

Yes Sir


19 this year and being told to go to bed

 

Can I wake you up at 5 tomorrow morning by jumping on you?

 

No. That would be mean and evil

When you die you will leave healthy and productive lives behind instead of simply polluting the atmosphere

 

:rotflmbo: please do, and tape it so we can all :laughing: :laughing:

Good to know we arent just wasting space Richard

 

This is a function not of your raw age but age difference - just ask my mother

 

Your mother must have some strangh to put up with your evilness so she must be smart

 

I think you must be thinking of Richard. He is the mean evil second-born twin and I am the perfect first-born twin.

 

I'm not reading through all of this now looks like banter most of the time, so whoever wins let me know

 

All our hard work and you don't even want to read it all? :cry: We actually already discussed what you would post in reply to this thread

 

By the way, the most interesting parts start on page 11

 

:escape:

 

I can't believe u guys filled another page of posts after I left. and I agree with Codie u should totally video tape it so we can all laugh :laughing:

 

I knew u'd say something like that haha. Good thing we discussed it last night. Her response turned out just like we predicted

 

This totally made me laugh :rotflmbo: good one

 

Your letters just keep on getting better and they r so offically and formal like in a sarcastic sense :lol: but as it turns out I have to agree with you and thus I am confirming the facts you have attempted to convey

 

Unfortunately I failed in my mission to jump on Adrian at 5 this morning I did actually wake up at 4:30 but I didn't feel like getting out of bed (second-born twins are allowed to make this decision ourselves ). When I actually did get up Adrian was already awake. I will need to wait for another morning to do this.

I know Gerda - you're very predictable in your responses

I for one am disappointed Brenda and Gerda didn't take the time to read all the posts. You could have caught up by now if you had read it while the rest of us were all sleeping

 

Let me guess, you were too tired from the night before? How about tomorrow? The usual Saturday morning sleep in! Perfect chance :laughing: