The Anything Thread

Far out Missy u too are evil. That's insane. I told u it wouldn't take u that long and again I'm right!! One of postive points of being a perfect first born

 

I know They will probably post something like "I'm not going to read this whole thread so can somebody tell me what happened?" which will in turn start things off again

Dear deluded and imperfect Adrian,

Have you not yet noticed the hair on the palm of your hands? This is the first symptom of that horrible disease which first-born twins are very susceptible to: denial. Luckily for first-born twins and those of us who are forced to care about you (either in reality or in people's perceptions) there is a cure. This cure is simple in theory but is very difficult to apply in practice. The cure requires the following steps:

1. Learn that you are not as perfect as you think yourselves to be. This is a very important step and failure at this step will impede your progress. To do this you must see that you must at a minimum realise that you are incorrect more often that you are correct.

2. Once you have completed step 1 you must concede and publicly proclaim the superiority of second-born twins.

3. As a final step you must apologise and beg forgiveness (on your knees, naturally) to all second-born twins, those who have come before you, those of us here now and those who will follow us. If you are forgiven you will be cured. In time the hair on the palms of your hands will recede and return to normal.

Please take care that you are not re-infected with this horrible disease because it can be highly contagious between first-born twins. You may wish to repeat these steps as a preventative treatment.

Yours and concerned for all first-born twins,

Richard

 

Dear Adrian,

In response to your response to my response to your response to my response to your response to my mending letter (getting harder to write ) I wish to state that..

JUST LET ME BE PERFECT FOR WHO I AM!!! SILLY OLDER TWINS!! ​

That is all I wish to state, due to the fact I am who I am, and people should like me for that. And if that is not enough well I am ok not being perfect :cry:

Yours giving in,

Codie

 

Dear perfect first-born twin Tamara,

We can only hope that our less-than-perfect second-born twins will one day recognise that we do not need to draw attention to our status as perfect people. It is always difficult to demonstrate to others that our position as the only perfect people in this world is one that is simultaneously very rewarding but also very challenging. Maybe once you receive the results of your perfect exam after waiting patiently for six weeks, the less-than-perfect second-twins will realise that we do not need to constantly remind others about how we had 100% on one exam 4 years ago.

Yours perfectly,

Adrian

 

I am sorry I didnt mean that to hurt you :hug:


Must be my being imperfect twin thing again

 

You got a better letter then me

 

:clapping: :clapping: :clapping: ​

 

I am so close! :rotflmbo: then sleep!!

ost: ost: ​

 

No u didnt hurt me, just one of my many down moments, having many of them lately. Not ur fault. I still love u :hug:

 

Same haha I said I was going to sleep like an hour ago lol. Time to get serious I think

 

Dont be down we all love you think of conversations like tonight when you are down and smile they are worth it

 

Codie, you got your status message backwards!

 

Haha what can I say to that? :laughing:

 

:rotflmbo: I have been thinking that, like "when is she going to bed wasnt that ages ago?"

But we arent perfect Richard we cant be :cry:

 

Thanks I love ts. :hug:

 

I will openly admit to sometimes reading old (as in several years old) threads on here and laughing at the same posts/jokes I laughed at originally I still contend there is nothing wrong with that

 

But we aren't evil! Those are the first-born twins

 

Your welcome!

Yes I also have done this, some of the things said are funny

 

ok I think it's safe to say Ive become offically addicted to ts now lol.

 

Dear deluded, giving in and imperfect Richard and Codie,

First I must draw your attention to the fact that the first sign of the dreadful disease that is not recognising when somebody else is perfect is checking to see if there is hair on the palm of your hands. Clearly if you were perfect, you would not have made this awful and dangerous mistake.

Second, in response to your response to my response to your response to my response to your response to my response to your mending letter, I find it unfortunate but a sad reminder of reality that our not-quite-as-perfect-as-they-would-like-to-be second-born twins are not only unable but unwilling to try to reach the unattainable hights on which we sit. For this ailment, I can provide a perfect cure of only two perfect steps:

1. You must recognise that as first-born twins we are perfect in every way and everything you have achieved is a result of our tireless efforts to help you reach these lofty heights (albeit we know this is impossible).
2. As a final step you must apologise and beg forgiveness (on your head, shoulders, knees and toes) to all first-born twins, those who have come before you, those of us here now and those who will follow us.

If you complete these two simple steps we will allow you to remain in our perfect presence as our few-brain-celled-and-less-than-perfect worshippers where you may bask in the soft light glow emanating from our every thought.

Yours hoping to have you cured,

Adrian

 

You and I both know this! but then Adrian will be sad and then he will knock your few brain cells away with a pole.. and we dont want that do you? ;P

 

Wow another letter haha. I'll have to read it tomorrow now since I need to get serious and go to sleep night all :hug:

 

I thought you were keeping the poles safe so he couldn't use them on me!

I think you have reached 100 posts for the day now

 

Dear Adraina

I can no longer think due to having the head, shoulders, knees and toes song stuck in my head. This is your fault. So you arent perfect in every way that you as a first born twin believes.

I shall not beg for forgiveness from my older twin due to the fact she had be driving her around all day yesterday and only gave me $1.20 for petrol :laughing: :rotflmbo: :rotflmbo: And NO I am not even joking.

Yours I wont beg to be perfect.

Codie

 

Dear perfect Tamara,

This addiction you speak of is fortunately not possible for those of us that are perfect. This is something that only affects imperfect second-born twins. As perfect people, we exert complete control over our behaviour. We sometimes choose to engage in behaviour that to others appears to be addiction. However, we do this, not to indulge in something we enjoy but instead of ensure that our less-than-perfect second-born twins do not feel that their few brain cells can be controlled by a few pieces of innocent silicon.

Yours also perfectly,

Adrian

 

Last one for tonight I promise haha. Can someone tell me how many posts I've reached for today? I can't see it on my iPod touch lol

 

Oh yes I shall protect you with keeping the poles

:banana: :banana: ​

 

89

 

Hmm... Adraina... I like it!

Does $1.20 even pay for 1 litre of petrol? Send her a bill for $100 labour + $500 "miscellaneous administrative fees"

 

Haha good one! So true only one small problem u have made me break my promise of not posting any more tongiht lol. I couldn't resist I had to reply

 

NO it doesnt its like $1.50 a Litre here. cheap person Oh I should :spiteful:

That A was an accident oh well.

 

Now it's in the 90's I have to stop I'm not going to be able to concentrate on my exam if I keep going. There's alwas tomorrow night I suppose ok. Thanks for a great night guys :friends:

 

As an addition to my previous idea of sending her a bill, say that you will generously accept payment in 30 days with interest at a daily rate of 10% compounded hourly

 

If you were perfect you would know that all three statements are false

Dear Codie,

Your misspelling of my perfect name are clear indications of your lack of perfect status. As I explained to perfect first-born twin Tamara, problems with addictions and having songs stuck in their heads is something that does not affect perfect first-born twins.

In addition, as perfect first-born twins we know that our less-than-perfect second-born twins require extensive amounts of practice to learn to drive without running into poles. As a result, we risk our lives and generously donate $1.20 to aid in this dangerous adventure.

Lastly, we know that you will never be perfect but we hope that one day you will recognise that as first-born twins we are the only perfect people in this world.

Yours no need to beg to be perfect because I am already perfect,

Adrian