The Anything Thread

Thanks, that gives me some hope at least Well done codie, good effort!

 

Good luck! let us know how it goes tomorrow. sleep well

 

They used to be posted in this forum (look for the top 10 posters threads) but they don't appear to be anymore.

 

As much as id love to stay and keep chatting i better head to bed.. Exam tomorrow..
Ive had fun tonight.. thanks guys :hug:

 

HOW can I become perfect??? PLEASE let me know I want to be like you

 

As Richard has said, lives are over-rated

Good luck on your exam!

First you have to mend your evil ways

 

Thanks codie! It will be interesting to see how high the post count in this thread is in the morning

 

Dear the KIND hearted Adrian.....

I Codie am very sorry for being a evil individual, I understand that it was WRONG WRONG WRONG... I am a bad person... but would love to become perfect like YOURSELF... Please allow me to do so...


Yours sarcastically

Codie.

:laughing:

 

Dear imperfect Codie,

That is not a very good way to start.

Yours sadly but perfectly,

Adrian

 

thanks Adrian

 

Dear Adrian,

In response to your reply I must say that I am heartbroken that you consider my mending letter to not be a very good start.

I must also say that you being PERFECT you should forgive me. Its not my fault my sister was fat and didnt allow me to be the first born twin so I dont get to be automatically perfect like first born twins do.

I tried and failed.

Yours heartbrokenly

Codie (the failed imperfect twin.)

 

Good luck on your exam tomorrow. I should probably go to bed soon too so I don't know how much higher the post count will go.

 

So we are writing love letters now are we? :lol: jokes x :friends:

 

Me to, have to get up early. Actually have to check what time my lecture is. oops :FIFblush:

:rotflmbo: :laughing: :rotflmbo: More like Im a failed twin letter

 

Thanks sooner or later we will run out of things To say in this thread lol

 

Haha true :rotflmbo: it's good to see I made u laugh!

 

Dear deluded Adrian and heartbroken Codie,

Your letters to each other are very touching but will get you both nowhere.

This is because Adrian is deluded in thinking he is perfect just as all other first-born twins are. That is understandable considering they think they are special because they were born first. In reality it is a well studied and proven fact that they were born first because us second-born twins couldn't stand them any longer. Were they to be born second they would have had been born with no brain-cells on account of the judicious use of strategically placed poles.

Yours sincerely,

Second-born (and factually correct) Richard

 

Dear Codie,

In response to your reply to my reply to your mending letter, perfect people are able to be sarcastic without explicitly stating that we are being sarcastic. Of course as the perfect person that I am, I forgive you for your transgressions but unfortunately that does not in itself make you perfect. Clearly, you fail to realise that being perfect is not a consequence of being born first. Instead, being born first is a consequence of our status as perfect people.

We encourage all second-born twins to try to live up to our high standards but we know that this is not always easy.

Yours expectantly,

Adrian (the perfect twin)

 

True but then a new anything thread with start and we will go off on a rampage again. :ibiggrin:

 

:laughing: That was my first thought too

At least until somebody else posts wondering what happened

 

Haha I totally had to laugh at this. And since I'm first born I must agree, well expected to anyway u guys are great writers!!

 

Dear deluded Richard,

It is unfortunate that your few brain cells have impacted your ability to recognise perfect people when you see us. As the perfect first-born twins that we are, our judicious use of poles has cleared the way for your simple but pleasant lives. Although we are saddened that you do not recognise the sacrifices we have made and continue to make for you we know that as perfect people we can never expect our few brain celled second-born twins to accept this.

Your perfect first-born twin,

Adrian

 

sounds like we are more alike than we realise oh and it would take someone else hours to catch up with everything we have talked about tonight haha. All part of the fun

 

:rotflmbo: :rotflmbo:


Dear Adrian,

In response to your response to my response to your response to my mending letter I wish to state that I Codie think you have to high of an expectation for us second born twins.

I should not have to be disadvantaged due to the situation that I had no control over. I do believe that the "older" sibling is a PITA sometimes but deep down we do love yous and want to be the same as you. oh holy perfect ( ) Adrian...

Please can I now be perfect??

Thank you...

Yours imperfectly hoping to gain being perfect,

Codie

 

Hopefully Gerda will turn up soon so she can also agree

 

:laughing: it just keeps getting better :lol:

 

You miss are also evil

:rotflmbo: :rotflmbo: :rotflmbo: your the cause of the few brain cells

 

This is going to turn into a war soon enough.

 

I'm sure she will once she reads all those "love" letters :rotflmbo:

 

hahaha love letters = sarcastical letters hahaha :rotflmbo: you guys are funny

No need to be jealous because noone writes yous letters

 

last time I checked I wasn't haha but if u say so I'll take it as a compliment

 

Dear Codie,

In response to your response to my response to your response to my response to your mending letter I wish to state that while we perfect first born twins know that our expectations are high, we know that with enough hard work, dedication and lack of loud music you too can reach a point where our status as perfect people is almost touchable.

While us perfect first-born twins do have a natural inclination towards eating pita bread we know that with time you will grow to appreciate the taste and texture of this perfect invention. However, you obviously fail to realise the extensive practice we have had in being perfect since before we even created you. I could say that we created you in our image but of course that would not be true otherwise you would also be perfect.

One day the perfect committee may be willing to grant you the status of a nearly-perfect person.

Yours perfectly hoping to be joined by future nearly-perfects,

Adrian

 

I was gonna say that u guys are too funny I'm not jealous considering I've never recieved any type of letter from a guy. I'm not that special, just judged for my cp. I feel so unloved sometimes. But I'm glad to have u guys

 

HAHA yes. ost: 8 to go haha

 

I can assure you that he was born that way