Let's hear your Haiku!

Discussion in 'The Toddler Years(1-3)' started by bran24, Jul 13, 2009.

  1. bran24

    bran24 Well-Known Member

    5 syllables
    7 syllables
    5 syllables

    Anything related to second year!

    Hitting
    Oh joy, new found fun.
    Katie, don't hit your sister!
    When will this end? When?
     
    bran24, Jul 13, 2009
    #1
    2 people like this.
  2. twinstuff-old

    twinstuff-old Well-Known Member

    Diaper days behind?
    You'll notice money savings
    You'll smell nicer too!


    (sorry, that was the best I could do - my twins are way past this forum and our little one is 3 1/2 so we're kind of past this stage too. But I couldn't resist the Haiku challenge)
     
    twinstuff-old, Jul 13, 2009
    #2
    1 person likes this.
  3. Beth*J

    Beth*J Well-Known Member

    I wrote haiku with an added Seinfeld bonus quote. :)

    The illusive nap
    Oh how I miss quiet time
    Serenity now
     
    Beth*J, Jul 13, 2009
    #3
    1 person likes this.
  4. sruth

    sruth Well-Known Member

    The theme this past weekend :lol:

    Baby take your nap
    Please stop your constant whining
    Eat your lunch for me
     
    sruth, Jul 13, 2009
    #4
    1 person likes this.
  5. Maymay

    Maymay Well-Known Member

    I love you babies
    I will not choke you babies
    A mantra for me

    Ok, not that I would actually choke my babies! I'm thinking more Homer Simpson than Joan Crawford here :)
     
    Maymay, Jul 13, 2009
    #5
    1 person likes this.
  6. becasquared

    becasquared Well-Known Member TS Moderator

    Do not eat dog food
    The cats are not for chasing
    always furry mouth

    **********

    Their diapers are always so full
    They coulda been dropped in the pool
    triple paste is our friend
    puts rash on the mend
    and that, my friends, is no bull

    ***********
     
    becasquared, Jul 13, 2009
    #6
  7. twinmuffin

    twinmuffin Well-Known Member

    No more formula
    Climbing over ev'rything
    Is this a relief?
     
    twinmuffin, Jul 13, 2009
    #7
    1 person likes this.
  8. kingeomer

    kingeomer Well-Known Member TS Moderator

    Great topic!!!
    Courtesy of my DH:
    Cutest of babies
    They love Mama and Dada
    Like to tag team us

    Ironically, my DH (who is a police officer) spent a slow evening at work writing his police reports in Haiku. Those were for the reports where nothing really happens.
     
    kingeomer, Jul 13, 2009
    #8
    1 person likes this.
  9. Beth*J

    Beth*J Well-Known Member

    Ha ha ha. I think I like your DH. :rotflmbo:
     
    Beth*J, Jul 13, 2009
    #9
    1 person likes this.
  10. Leighann

    Leighann Well-Known Member

    We get frustrated
    Wanting to talk so badly
    Instead whine whine whine

    (sorry thats the best I can do after the day I've had :wacko:)
     
    Leighann, Jul 13, 2009
    #10
    1 person likes this.
  11. eechy

    eechy Well-Known Member

    Windows and the dog,
    Twin sister isn't left out
    Smacks from happy bro

    Story of my life. DS is a smiling fool, beating the carp out of everything he can find. ARGHH!!!
     
    eechy, Jul 14, 2009
    #11
    1 person likes this.
  12. becasquared

    becasquared Well-Known Member TS Moderator

    Aaaah, a fish mangler.
     
    becasquared, Jul 14, 2009
    #12
    1 person likes this.
  13. horizon250

    horizon250 Well-Known Member

    Playing together,
    Always laughing, precious girls
    Mommy Loves you both!
     
    horizon250, Jul 14, 2009
    #13
  14. becasquared

    becasquared Well-Known Member TS Moderator

    Pulling my hair out
    Why do diapers have to leak
    poo is not playdoh
     
    becasquared, Jul 15, 2009
    #14
    1 person likes this.
  15. bran24

    bran24 Well-Known Member

    These were great! :)
     
    bran24, Jul 15, 2009
    #15
  16. june07girl

    june07girl Well-Known Member

    What can Mamma Do?
    To get you to sleepy time soon
    Shall I sing a song?
     
    june07girl, Jul 15, 2009
    #16
  17. meganguttman

    meganguttman Well-Known Member

    You guys are so creative! My week has been one that I can't remember to zip up my pants let alone make a haiku. Maybe I'll be back after my bedtime beer! :)
     
    meganguttman, Jul 15, 2009
    #17
  18. laurajrad

    laurajrad Well-Known Member

    :rotflmbo: :rotflmbo: :rotflmbo:
    I have no words...
     
    laurajrad, Jul 15, 2009
    #18
  19. becasquared

    becasquared Well-Known Member TS Moderator


    Bedtime beer for Meg
    Jake and Ryan are nutso
    zip up pants for real!
     
    becasquared, Jul 15, 2009
    #19
  20. jjzollman

    jjzollman Well-Known Member

    We love taking baths
    We fight over the faucet
    Bite, hit, bathtime DONE!
     
    jjzollman, Jul 15, 2009
    #20
Loading...
Similar Threads Forum Date
Let's Talk Elegant Engagement Rings! General Apr 18, 2024
Let's discuss the reasons for Shakespeare's popularity General Sep 2, 2021
Let's talk Christmas General Dec 9, 2015
What's new?!? Let's get chatting! General Mar 19, 2015
Let's talk about how freaking cold it is General Jan 7, 2014

Share This Page